The American Medical Association has declared obesity to be a disease.

 

Sadly, the AMA has never got around to saying that 1960s camp comedies are a pestilence.

 

On a remote, deserted island, yards and yards from civilization, the long tentacles of corporate espionage have entangled a group of treasure hunting teenagers.  Yes, the carefree youth of the day was caught in the crossfire of the competing factions of the cosmetics industry, searching every corner of Florida for the Fountain of Youth.

 

Will the adolescents survive?  Will the secret of ageless immortality be found?  Is that Phyllis Diller?  And Jayne Mansfield?  Yeesh, they weren't exactly making Around the World in 80 Days, were they?